I’m disappointed. I just heard about this new Whopper app for Facebook which lets you unfriend 10 of your friends in exchange for a free whopper. Now, I don’t have that many friends, but I can certainly find enough that constantly bombard me with Mafia War updates or How Well Do You Know Your Friends quizzes to be worth a free flame broiled whopper, exactly how I want it. I talked this through with a buddy of mine and he thought it funny that a friend could be worth less than 1/10th of a Whopper. Perfect.
Sadly, though, the app has been discontinued. I don’t know if Facebook was losing too many friends or if Burger King was selling too many Whoppers, but you’ve got one gloomy customer with disposable friends.